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[takes off his pants and takes a running leap towards Paris.Jennifer Beals Erin Daniels Leisha Hailey Laurel Holloman Marlee Matlin Eric Lively Eric Mabius Rose Rollins Katherine Moennig Pam Grier Mia Kirshner Daniela Sea Kate French Rachel Shelley Karina Lombard Lauren Lee Smith Elizabeth Keener Kristanna Loken Alexandra Hedison Sarah Shahi and Dallas Roberts The L Word is an American/Canadian co-production television drama series portraying the lives of a group of lesbians and their friends, connections, family, and lovers in the trendy Greater Los Angeles, California city of West Hollywood. A small stage with "PARIS" written on it in large letters is set up before a red curtain. [Tinkerbell carries the gun back to the back seat...] I need to get wasted. That doesn't work, so she stands the gun up on its butt and tries again] I flashed all these hicks with my boobs; you should've seen the look on their faces! Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset comes with video camera, night-vision filter, play money, cellphone, and sixteen hits of ecstasy. [the limo proceeds] Stop the car, you fucking moron! [someone takes a picture as he approaches the mic.] Hello, everyone! [walks off][quickly arrives and enters the limo] God, get me out of this hick town! [the driver closes the door, starts up the limo, and drives off. [Tinkerbell jumps down from the seat and walks away dejected] Oh, it's so fucking stupid, this whole town stinks like cows. I dunno, Rome or Tokyo, either way it'll be totally boring. Tinkerbell then tries to set the gun off with her right hind leg.
Slave kicks the front door open and enters with Wendy. Sweetie, listen, I know you've done some "partying" in your private little rich life, but you don't even wanna know the kind of stuff I've done. [taps the mic a few times] Okay uh, welcome everyone. [whips out a pineapple from behind her back and stuffs it up her vagina] Eeeaaagh. You have to be the ones to make sure your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people. Some singers sing the following song as Paris begins her journey:] A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. The Guess Clothing Company is pleased to have as its new spokesperson model, a woman all you young ones can look up to, Ms. [she appears and flashbulbs go off amid squeals from females in the crowd. An assistant awaits with water and a tote bag, which has a Chihuahua in it. Inside, she picks up her Chihuahua and starts talking to it, caressing it] Everybody's so fucking lame. [Tinkerbell is up on the divider and looks down] I can't wait to get out of here! She then lifts her bra and shows off her breasts][her left eyelid hangs heavy] Hey everyone. I did a whole lot of partying last night with a LOT of different guys. And remember to party, and be super-lame to everybody. We have since performed an automated image check-up for everyone and have removed all the corrupted entries.